All Hail Lord Megatron!

^Stares at him before he sighs and sits back, letting Shockwave free. He crosses his arms and glares at Shockwave the entire time^

/vents slightly as he’s let up, grabbing a rag from subspace to start cleaning the mess/ … /oh look he’s going to get down on all fours and do it, casually going to perk his aft up a little. Look, apologies!/

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^There shouldn’t be any marks on him after Hook was done with him, but the attention to detail was killing him, at least until Shockwave froze. Since his face was exposed, he had the “are you fucking kidding me” look on his face^

/it’s the toolmarks from simple opening and closing. Flinches a little when he gets that expression/ … /antennae twitch a little/ … Soundwave. /suddenly projecting how very inconvenient his little programming glitch is at this moment. This is a historical first/

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^Smirking at Shockwave until someone got to his hinges, still pretty sensitive, he intakes a small breath, arching his back upwards slightly, the hand on Shockwave’s thigh gripping him momentarily. While he’s on top he just stretches out his leg and oops. There went the energon cube, all over the floor. Ignores it and continues with Shockwave’s antennae, ghost touching along the edges^

/well good for him, if they’re still sensitive, casually just going to trace every single tiny scrape mark those things have. Just to be an ass. Arches back, hissing quietly at the soft touches around his antenn-oh for the love of…there’s energon on the floor/ … /goes a little stiff, really, really wants to clean that/

(Source: stewardofcybertron)

^he breaks away and rests his helm against Shockwave, staring into his one optic. Grinning, he pushed Shockwave down beneath him, one hand playing with an antennae, the other one reaching beneath the skit that was still on, tracing circles on his thighs^

/successful cube relay! Now he can focus! Or not focus, because his perspective seems to have shifted and that hand on his antennae is really distracting. Shifts his leg up slightly and hums appreciatively, optic flickering as his hand sneaks up to go after those hinges again/

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Hm? /still sipping on his cube idly/ ….as you wish. /shifts closer, taking a seat on the berth nearby/ Is this sufficient?

Affirmative. ^pulls him closer by his dumb outfit^

You are a terrible nurse.

^and rips goes the top, flicking off the hat, Soundwave starts off strong by biting down on your antennae^

/holds his cube off to the side, humming slightly as he gets tugged over/ Of course I am. I was never trained t-/optic flickers in alarm, about to ask why he’s ripping the costume before he has to bite back a low whine, taken by surprise at the sudden attention to his antennae. Going to try to sneak this cube onto the side table before it gets knocked anywhere/ 

(Source: stewardofcybertron)

/sets another two nearby, sipping at his own lightly/ I apologize. A drone should have been in here earlier. Apparently it was diverted. /it was probably that fucking tapdancing one/

Irrelevant. Energon: now in my possession. ^finished, leaving the other two for later. He sits there a moment before getting an idea.^

Request: come closer.

Hm? /still sipping on his cube idly/ ….as you wish. /shifts closer, taking a seat on the berth nearby/ Is this sufficient?

(Source: stewardofcybertron)

decepticontelepath:

stewardofcybertron:

/and wanders back in with several more cubes. He actually wants to drink one this time/

^as soon as he can he grabs one and drinks it, hasn’t been given any energon all day and his systems have been working to get him back to normal, so he’s really enjoying this right now^

/sets another two nearby, sipping at his own lightly/ I apologize. A drone should have been in here earlier. Apparently it was diverted. /it was probably that fucking tapdancing one/

/and wanders back in with several more cubes. He actually wants to drink one this time/

/well fuck. Guess we’re doing inventory again. Later./

/tilts helm/ You had implied a request. I do not see a need to remove it until the analogy for it’s use it removed.

…

My request: attempt at humor. However, if you wish to continue…

^projects his need for more energon. Go get me shit. And pain killers^

/flickers his optic slightly/ I have no strong feelings about the costume. Therefore I shall leave that to your prerogative. It was for you benefit, after all. 

/painkillers and energon. Got it. Just going to turn and head right back out/

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^dude, we got 500 cubes from Octane and only used like, 20. We’ve got plenty laying around^

You do not have to wear it.

/well fuck. Guess we’re doing inventory again. Later./

/tilts helm/ You had implied a request. I do not see a need to remove it until the analogy for it’s use it removed.

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